I assumed newly patterned duct tape was intended for art projects, but it seems some parents, teachers, and caregivers are using it as a time-out option. To be perfectly clear, I do not find the act of duct taping a toddler to a wall or taping close a teenager’s constantly running mouth facetious. It is yet another example of how any immature imbecile can have kids and prove themselves worthy of my immature name calling by posting Facebook pics of duct taped-kid handiwork. The absurdity is what makes me laugh, just like when I watch the dumb criminals show on TV. Teachers and daycare workers who are trained and paid to curb child behavior must have lost some of their minds to believe kids deserve to be duct taped. I imagine all those perspectives change dramatically when the police show up to let them know in crystal-clear fashion that they do not see the humor, nor find it justifiable. In 2011 parents received 30 to 36 months in jail for duct taping their kids and last week a daycare worker in Kentucky was charged with first degree child abuse and is facing up to ten years for taping a toddler to the floor during nap time. Toddlers are chocked full of energy and curiosity and they lack impulse control, traits that they will also exhibit as teenagers when it’s even harder to assert one’s authority over the independent hellions. I do not often judge other parents. I had my turn and made hundreds of mistakes. I defended the Mom who admitted to drinking wine the night that her baby was stolen from her home because Moms get blamed for everything. It isn’t as if she was breast-feeding. Wine and parenting are frequent partners, Read More
I instantly wanted my own pistol necklace when I spied Whitney Cummings’ version on TV. My husband, amused by my Christmas wish, warned me that I would not always want a pistol necklace, meaning that I would not always feel a deep need for justice like I do today. But, the necklace is not a symbol of justice or vengeance, but one of power. If you have ever felt the frustrating impotence of victimization I highly recommend target shooting. It is cathartic to load, aim, and shoot a gun, more so when I hit the intended target. Just so we are clear here: I am not referring to a psychotic break during which I shoot people who have done me wrong. The calculated process involved in successfully hitting my target requires concentration and discipline, attributes that madmen typically lack. My mind cannot be sullied with bastards and bitches while focusing on my stance, breathing, grip, sighting alignment, and follow-through. The experience is all about me and I do not think of anything else while shooting.
To my delight I received a pistol pendant necklace, a sure sign that I was on the nice list despite opposing opinions and that my husband supports me even when he thinks I am a bit crazy. The pistol pendant symbolizes my approach to 2012. I began taking a beta-blocker to calm those pesky tremors I had since I was twelve, finally accepting that impressions form other’s reactions to me and my tremor was similar to blood in the water for sharks. My aim has improved, along with my blood pressure. Back to the bastards and bitches now; in order to hit my target I must focus on aligning the sights rather than the looking at the target. What is my goal/bull’s-eye? If I focus on the bastards and bitches rather than bull’s-eye justice, my accuracy will suffer, not to mention my mood. Good shooting is firmly methodical rather than knee-jerk emotional and not to be rushed. My pistol pendant symbolizes a disciplined approach and personal power, but the look of confusion on people’s faces when they notice it will be wildly entertaining, too. I may not wear it to job interviews, though.